Like Water For Honkies

I just bought new curtains. How 'bout that?

My former window treatment consisted of cheap lemon-colored "drapes" from IKEA. ( I put "drapes" in quotes, because drapes are supposed to be heavy, tweedy and substantial, at least in my mind's eye. These things were flimsy, like tourniquet gauze or a $2 flag. You may remember them from the infamous "Shroud of Douchepacker" photo.)

Anyway, Jonny had bitched about the drapes recently, and I concurred. So today, during a break from writing, I trolled the housewares aisle at Target and found some nice, shiny, embroidered cinnibar-and-fuschia curtains in the popular "White Folks Pretending to Be Sensual and Ethnic" style. I might as well sign up for bellydancing classes and buy an Erotic Tabla CD while I'm at it. Oh, but my living room looks so warm and exotic.

The Photobooth feature on Jonny's new iMac rules.