Details about the L.A. book signing

I'll be at Book Soup on the Sunset Strip on Friday, February 3 (that's this Friday) at 7 pm.

This was a very odd thing to encounter while wandering drunk down the Strip. Who is this bitch and why does she always wind up behind glass?

I cannot wait to (hopefully) meet s'm loyal Pussketeers, erstwhile readers, and Candyheads. (Yes, I invented that last designation in a characteristic fit of hubris. Cue the boos and hisses!) Seriously, please come see me if you're not busy. I will even kiss you with tongue if you're over 18 and not visibly oozing.

If I haven't answered your well-intentioned and/or FUCKIN' SCHWEET MySpace message, please forgive me. Internet access has become a complicated and fraught venture these days, and I will "holla back," as the platinum-haired white devil says, tomorrow evening. I know some of them are weeks old.

Celebrity sighting of the day: AFFLACK! on the WB lot.