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Insomnia

I have a melatonin surplus and sleep rarely eludes me. But tonight, I'm all wound up and wandering around like a zombie (Rob Zombie, to be precise.)

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Here's Ernie. As you can see, he has an oblong head just like his Sesame Street namesake. He's a very good-natured beast and sleeps most of the time. I wanted to name him "L. Ron Cuddles" but Jonny said no.

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That's a lot of hair on my head, huh? Melissa from Xtension Generation is awesomely patient and hecka skilled. Props!

*yawn*

Posted by Diablo Cody at January 5, 2006 12:32 AM

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