Kicking Screaming Gucci Little Pigford

Attention, ANTM junkies: Yesterday I spied Eva Pigford at In 'n' Out Burger. She smiled benevolently as if to say, "Yes, it's me. Continue staring." Oversized Chanel sunglasses obscured her modelesque radiance, so as not to sear our mortal eyes. She has nice ass cheeks.

L.A. is good. We're all enjoying ourselves, $12 mojitos notwithstanding. Weirdly, I ran into Drivetime Divas Lori and Julia at LAX, and we shared a gleeful Minnesotan moment. Fuck Hollywood! We're big in Shakopee, muthafuckas.

I miss my friends, but I totally do not miss the stratus clouds and road salt.