Maturity

Look, I got Angelina Jolie pregnant! My fertile saliva made it so. Watch and learn, all you primitive, mud-daubed fools who still copulate the Old Fashin't way...

We'd better practice safer sex from now on. This tissue-thin lambskin condy from Kuwait should do the trick! Angelina adores my life-giving spittle.

Uh-oh! Lindsay Lohan's here! And look who's a bottom! Take it like a man, Red! Right now we're listening to "Laffy Taffy" on my bumpin' system. And LiLo's all "This is my jam, girl! Give it to me hard like you did to your brother and that Chinese girl!"

NO! WHO INVITED THE CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE TO MY ORGY?