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Houston Press
Hate to Say We Told You So
A year before Toyota's massive recall, we published a lengthy investigation of problems with the Prius.
By Paul Knight
Miami New Times
Sex, Drugs, Gambling--and Football
Heading to Miami for the Super Bowl? Don't leave the hotel without our guide to vice in the Magic City.
By Michael J. Mooney and Gus Garcia-Roberts
Phoenix New Times
The Greatest Dane
Bigger than Shaq and proud of it, the world's tallest dog may be living in Tucson.
By James King

Maturity

Look, I got Angelina Jolie pregnant! My fertile saliva made it so. Watch and learn, all you primitive, mud-daubed fools who still copulate the Old Fashin't way...

We'd better practice safer sex from now on. This tissue-thin lambskin condy from Kuwait should do the trick! Angelina adores my life-giving spittle.

Uh-oh! Lindsay Lohan's here! And look who's a bottom! Take it like a man, Red! Right now we're listening to "Laffy Taffy" on my bumpin' system. And LiLo's all "This is my jam, girl! Give it to me hard like you did to your brother and that Chinese girl!"