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More Sluttish Posturing- NSFW!

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I actually look kind of angry in this one. Like, "No, you may not have this random bolt of diaphanous fabric! It's for my ass alone! Hiss!" Note the complicated G-string I excavated from a rather neglected dresser drawer.

My wee titty leads the way boldly. "Follow me, Diablo! I will locate a storehouse of carrots and Bloussant! We will find a way to stimulate my juvenile tissues and make me grow!"

Posted by Diablo Cody at May 4, 2006 12:46 PM

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