Rad-Ass Awesome Day

My signing/discussion at Borders yesterday was HOT. I've become accustomed to low-key, sparsely attended signings in cities where people think "Diablo Cody" is a upscale brand of chili sauce. So this was a first-- a big, robust, murmuring crowd spilling out past the seating area. O joy! You CAME!

All my homies came, too. My friends are the best. They brought questions and even laughed at my lame attempts at humor. This social cue prompted laughter from other audience members, creating a David Blaine-worthy illusion of hilarity.

My friend Scott took purty pitchers with his camera-device. Behold!

Here's me reading words with my dirty mouth.

I am the poster child for government-subsidized rhinoplasty. At least my hair looks good. Note the Reese's Cups scattered willy-nilly on the table. Nothing says "I want you to like me!" like bringing a stash of chocolate to your own reading.

I closed the event by singing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" and then vomiting blood onto the crowd.

Anyway, I would like to extend huge thanks to every single person who attended. It was ricockulously fun. I had an amazing time. I loved meeting every one of you. I want to taste the salt on your skin and take you dancing and eat you.

Love!