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Because It's Hilarious

On Monday we went to visit our good friends and their adorable new human. Jon couldn't resist pretending to consume the child whole, Cronus-like.

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The funny part is, I didn't even see him do this. But when it came my turn to pose with the babe, I did the exact same thing. Apparently my husband and I have the same initial impulse when handed a beautiful infant: open jaws, look deranged, descend like a half-starved python.

Seriously, she is such a pretty little girl. The ugly ones require lots of ketchup.

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