TIGHT!

So Jonny just blogged about my awesome new habit: slapping/thumping my abs while screaming "TIGHT!" in a strangled pro-wrestler kind of voice. Rad.

What he failed to mention is that I usually follow it up by bending over, balling my hands into fists and grunting "UGGGH!"

Then I prop my foot up on the nearest piece of furniture/car bumper/church pew, stroke my flexed quad muscle and sigh contentedly. I also stare at people while I do it, almost challenging them to disagree with this unspoken assessment of my own physique.

I don't get why Jonny finds this obnoxious.