Bogusz Halloween Bash '06: Truly Outrageous!

The theme-- and with Trixi, there's always a theme-- was Pop Culture. (Last year's theme was Old Hollywood; scour the archives for a peep at my "Slightly Decomposed Judy Garland" costume).

This time, I went as a severely orange Lindsay Lohan and Jonny went as Kenny Loggins (Yacht Rock-era.)

The incongruous-but-happy celebrity couple. I made scary Lindsay faces all night. Note the thatch of ginger pubic hair peeking out from my waistband. (I knew last year's Napoleon Dynamite wig would eventually come in handy!)

Trixi (The Orbit Gum Girl), me, and Nicole (Avril Lavigne.) Nicole is actually younger than the real Avril Lavigne, which makes her particularly Punk Rawk. Trixi sewed her own costume, which makes her particularly Fabulous! Meanwhile, my firecrotch doth teach the torches to burn bright. It seems I hang upon the ass-cheek of night.

Something about the combination of Lucy Ricardo and a Rubix Cube makes my head want to explode. In a good way. Lucy probably would have been better off marrying a Cube than a Cuban. The former may be impossible to figure out, but the latter might beat your ass.

The best costume at the party, in my humble ho-pinion. Heidi as Laura from Project Runway. Note the signature bow and Baby Einstein bump.

Shayne opted to show up looking smorkin' hot while the rest of us merely looked foolish. Man, was this Night of a Thousand Redheads or what?

So anyway, the party was fantastic, aside from the fact that 1.) I fell on my ass twice, which apparently warranted a Look of Concern(TM) from several friends and 2.) Jonny used a hidden microphone to taunt me while I took a piss. (It's dehumanizing to relieve yourself while a talking skull calls you a whore.)

When I slumped drunkenly to the floor at night's end, I apparently left a telltale orange stain on the wall. Sorry, Rik and Trixi! I'll be over shortly with a pint of Benjamin Moore semigloss. Or Guinness. You pick my penance.