rentdiabloshouse @ yahoo.com

We have decided to become real estate moguls (ie; the housing market sucks veinous dong). In other words, we want to rent our former house to some gorgeous person or family.

(And if you decide you'd rather to rent-to-own, we're down with that, too!)

This is the MLS listing.

Pros:

*The house is on the busline and close to downtown. (Most people don't realize that Robbinsdale is a pussy hair away from Minneapolis. We are an inner-inner-ring suburb.)

*The house has been lovingly maintained. And is within walking distance of three (3) bars, one of which has 100 varieties of vodka. Also, a great school, a pretty lake, and the world's best video store.

*Income opportunity alert!: You could sublet the finished basement to a buddy or stranger. There's a brand new bedroom down there with an adjoining shiny-new bathroom.

*We would be the coolest landlords ever. You can paint, adopt an incontinent Newfoundland, whatever. Just pay rent.

*House is beyond immediately available. You can move in yesterday if you want. Of course, we'll take the house off the market as soon as we find a renter.

For details, please email me. I'm totally serious.

(Please do not use the email to tell me I'm going to hell.)

Thanks for letting me shill.
xxx
Diablo

OH!- P.S. The annoying doorbell-pressing crotchlings I mentioned in yesterday's post are at the new house. Never fear.