SNNNERRRGH!

That's me blowing my nose. But I don't have a cold. See, if I admit to having a cold, I empower the cold. And I don't want to empower the cold. I want to spank it. Therefore, I don't have a cold.

In a few minutes, I'm leaving to meet with rad director Marc Webb, who's directed about a jillion music videos you've seen. Including--yes!--"Wake Up" by Hilary Duff. Here's a photo of Mr. Webb with Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance.

You may recall I had my own encounter with Gerard Way earlier this year:

That's some kinky giantess-porn shit right there!

Don't tell Marc Webb I sucked his client's head.