Dang!

Blogs

Contact Me

Send Comments and Tips to: Jeff Shaw

RSS Feeds

National Features >

Village Voice
The Harrowing Adventures of President Obama
Looking back on his first term.
By Roy Edroso
SF Weekly
Crashing the Tiger House
A studio apartment in San Francisco now costs $1,700 per month. Hence the madness.
By Ashley Harrell
The Pitch
Morrison's Mistress
How a woman in a leopard-print mini-skirt brought down the Kansas attorney general.
By Justin Kendall
Westword
Rise of the Flobots
What to do when your friends become rock 'n' roll stars? Go along for the ride.
By Adam Cayton-Holland

« Previous Post | Main | Next Post »

That's what I'm talkin' about! I am envious of Beyonce's tummy, hocks, and large-yet-cellulite-free ass. For some reason, riding my Manhattan Cruiser three blocks to Astroburger doesn't seem to be doing the trick.

I wish I had snapped this candid onboard the Foam Fucker II but unfortunately my boat has yet to see any action this season. The manatees are probably getting cocky.