July 29, 2007 - August 4, 2007

Comfort food.

Okay guys, given the circumstances, I think we could all use a cathartic chuckle.

That being said, here's one of the best things I ever seen on the Internet. (This one goes out to Quinn):

This dude somehow acquired his own Rock-afire Explosion setup and painstakingly programs Fats, Mitzi and the gang to perform custom jams. (For all you gearheads, here's how he does it.

Seriously, I can't even deal with this it's so amazing.

Posted by Diablo Cody at August 2, 2007 7:45 PM

Prayers, please.

Why do things like this have to happen? Seriously.

Jonny drove across the bridge less than an hour before it collapsed. I had no idea any of this had gone down until I attempted to place my usual evening call to to Chez Jonny and got that disturbing "all circuits are busy" message.

Love to everyone in MN.

Posted by Diablo Cody at August 1, 2007 9:23 PM

Snervous

"Scared + nervous = snervous" - Billboard grafitti on Melrose.

I have no idea why I pee so frequently. It could be the liquor.

Jonny is sketching with a pen right now. It's a crosshatch-o-palooza.

This chick by the pool looks like Elizabeth Taylor circa her second go-round with that rogue Dick Burton. All sloppy tittage, sunglasses and black Irish curls. Contrast/saturation jacked up to 10.

There is no shoe Barnabas won't face-fuck.

The sewers here say "Drains to Ocean," as if we're adjacant to some large, saline body of water. I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by Diablo Cody at July 31, 2007 5:39 PM

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