Conan O'Brien's top 10 tweets

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Courtesy Conan O'Brien
His Ginger Highness with late-'90s boy band Hanson
​King CoCo's in town tonight at the State Theater. How do we know? Well, aside from being omniscient, we also pay attention to his Twitter, which today announced:

I'm in Minneapolis for a show. Couldn't figure out why I've felt so aroused all day; then I realized that Prince lives here.less than a minute ago via web

O'Brien does a great job combining his signature self-deprecating humor with the small format of Twitter, making a stream that conveys next to no information while being completely hilarious. Here's our favorite Conan tweets of all time.

Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.less than a minute ago via web

I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me.less than a minute ago via web

Today is my first real day off from touring. I'm home enjoying what my agent tells me is my family.less than a minute ago via web

As Bieber sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep, Bieber. Sleep.less than a minute ago via web

Tour preparations have begun. First step: Groupie auditions at Randy's Donuts off the 405 fwy. Knock twice on the white minivan.less than a minute ago via web


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