Conan O'Brien's top 10 tweets

By Ward Rubrecht Tue., May 18 2010 at 11:50 AM

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His Ginger Highness with late-'90s boy band Hanson

King CoCo's in town tonight at the State Theater. How do we know? Well, aside from being omniscient, we also pay attention to his Twitter, which today announced:

I'm in Minneapolis for a show. Couldn't figure out why I've felt so aroused all day; then I realized that Prince lives here.less than a minute ago via webConan O'Brien
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O'Brien does a great job combining his signature self-deprecating humor with the small format of Twitter, making a stream that conveys next to no information while being completely hilarious. Here's our favorite Conan tweets of all time.

Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.less than a minute ago via webConan O'Brien
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I just ran into Ellen DeGeneres on the Warner Bros lot and we played ping pong. I think she's really into me.less than a minute ago via webConan O'Brien
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Today is my first real day off from touring. I'm home enjoying what my agent tells me is my family.less than a minute ago via webConan O'Brien
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As Bieber sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep, Bieber. Sleep.less than a minute ago via webConan O'Brien
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Tour preparations have begun. First step: Groupie auditions at Randy's Donuts off the 405 fwy. Knock twice on the white minivan.less than a minute ago via webConan O'Brien
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