Ronnie from Jersey Shore to party in Bloomington
Ronnie, a.k.a. the dude with the big arms that sort of dates Sammi, will be dancing, muscle flexing, and (presumably) fist-pumping this Saturday night from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. at Poor Richard's Commonhouse located at 8301 Normandale Boulevard (yes this is a real place).
This event has free admission, with drink specials the first hour ($1 rails and taps). Guests must be 21 or older to enter, so if you're an underage guido or guidette you'll have to stick to Jersey Shore reruns on Hulu.
Click here for the see the Facebook invite page, which is filled with lots of fist-pumping jokes.