Halloween costumes that will make you go 'WTF?' 2012 edition

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Honey badgers are sexy, right?
Now that it's October, Halloween is fast approaching. Once again, new costumes have hit the market for folks planning on celebrating the holiday. Some are cute, and some are mighty crappy. We've compiled a list featuring some of the strangest, lamest, least sexy costumes out there, from hot honey badgers to babies as ketchup packets.

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Men's hip hop homeboy costume
Men's hip hop homeboy costume

How hard is it to find a pair of droopy jeans, baseball cap, sunglasses, and a gold necklace? In fact, more than half the dudes in the Twin Cities probably have this costume in their closet as we speak. However, the fact that the T-shirt spells out what the costume is about for folks who haven't turned on the TV in 20+ years is a nice touch.

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Sexy fiery femme fatale

Sexy fiery femme fetale

Is she supposed to be Lady Gaga? Is she a ninja hooker? Did this person actually get dressed while wearing that blindfold? Is this sexy? Why does she only need one pant leg? So many questions...

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Uncle Sam Parade Pleaser
Uncle Sam parade pleaser

It's an election year, so this costume is definitely appropriate. The fact that Uncle Sam obviously needs medical attention to deal with his missing neck, swollen head, and strung-out eyes also speaks to timely universal health care issues.

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Department of Erections
Department of Erections costume

THAT MAN'S FACE IS NOT PART OF THE COSTUME!

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Sexy Teddy Bear Costume
Sexy teddy bear costume

Is this really a costume? Head over to an 18+ electro dance night on any evening and you'll probably see some club kids dressed like this. The fact that the website selling this costume suggests pairing it with plastic stripper heels only furthers our theory.


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