Overheard at Booty Cruise 2012

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Tatiana Craine
A peek at the infamous second floor of the Booty Cruise boat.
"You'll never see any of these crazy bitches ever again," says KDWB's Dave Ryan to all the ladies on board the Booty Cruise. Boy, did the ladies take Dave's words to heart as they let the gossip flow as freely as the liquor from the boat's multiple bars.

Hundreds of women from around the state were more than ready to have a few drinks, dance with their friends, and maybe even get a little frisky with the male strippers on the boat's infamous second floor. We took the best tidbits of conversation from the night and compiled them here for any ladies who missed out on the cruise and all the menfolk banned from the ship. Be warned, some of these women have mouths like sailors.

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While Gary Spivey analyzed a supernatural photo:
"What's that ghost doing there?"
"He's masturbating!"

"He won't bump up on mine either."

"If you find the right guy and you're attracted to him and all that... everything goes."

"That dude on the stage. Wow."

"If he gets near me, don't let me touch him. Oh my god, you gotta see him. He's got an ass. And it was like WHOOM, like all right there. You are gorgeous."

"I would fucking love to bang that ass."

"Is he scared? Well, now you know!"

"Well, because Facebook isn't official. Because fuck that."

"This is my ex-girlfriend!"
"No, she's not."

"She's an awesome singer!"
"We gotta do a drunk mambo."

"I know you, bitch. I. Know. You."

"Bingo, bitch! Bing! GO!"

"Then I whacked his ass! We got in on that action! WOOO!"

"You are my sister from another misterrrr."
"Really? That's so cool."

"We gotta wash all that booty off before we go home to our men."

"I came out here to puke."

"I'm talking too much, like Lindsay Lohan word vomit."

Woman exiting the boat to one of the male attendants on the dock:
"You're cute! Why weren't you a stripper? You should think about it."

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John Saxhaug
John Saxhaug

no i got dragged to a gary spivey event at casino hosted by dave ryan, the most obnoxiusand offensive thing i ever sat through. it was 12 year old in a 40+ body encouraging people to ask the most ridiculous xxx themed questions. when the majority of people there seemed to want to ask serious questions. those were discouraged.


Without question, the worst article that has ever graced City Pages. Just my humble opinion but we, in fact, are all dumber for having read it. Somebody decided that it was a good idea to send Tatiana Craine and print this nonsense! Ha! I am still hoping this article is satire, but that may be me just trying to cope with the fact my favorite paper would ever print such garbage. 


This might be a new low for CP. Exactly what demographic are you trying to reach? Yech.


It's good to know that women are making major gains on the douchebag gap. In fact, even as recently as the early 90's there was a 10:1 male to female douchebag disparity.  Nowadays, it's more like 4:1.  You've come a long way, baby!

Erica Anderson
Erica Anderson

Some questions are better left unanswered & this is one of them.

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