This weekend, the pageant world will be watching with (catnip-scented) baited breath as the biggest event of 2013 takes over St. Paul: 2013 Saintly City Cat Club Annual Championship Cat Show.
Going down this Saturday and Sunday, the fanciest and most intense kitty competition of the year will invade the Roy Wilkins Auditorium, as kitty-bros and lady-kitty-bros will square off in an attempt to earn the titles of Household Pet King and Queen. And while that might sound like a wholesome, adorable event for the entire family, the bottom line is that this weekend is all about winning. After all, why have a cat if they can't be the best (just like kids, amirite)?
Now, you might be thinking yourself, "But my cat is too well-adjusted for the pageant world! How can I change that?" Don't sweat it; we've got you covered.
This past week, we watched a bunch of episodes of the smash hit TV show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and took careful notes on what it takes to be a good stage mom. All you need to do is follow these simple tips, and your cat could be the next Kitty Boo Boo. Let's get pageant-y!