5 reasons to be stoked about March

Categories: Holidays
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YOU GUYS. The best month of the whole year is here.

While this is usually the time of year when people start getting excited about the impending warm weather, vacations, and trashy hook-ups on Big Island, the reality is that March is the coolest month of the entire year.

What's that? You're that Debbie Downer who disagrees and hates March (and probably America)? Well then you should stop reading and get back to blaming your parents for everything. As for everyone else, here are the top five reasons why March is better than those other 11 garbage months on the calendar:


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Holiday ornaments that will make you go WTF? 2012 edition

Categories: Holidays, WTF
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For many, going into storage and bringing out that box of holiday decorations is a special tradition. There are ornaments that are heirlooms, ones that mark special times in our lives, and the charming homemade ones that barely hold together, yet you wouldn't dare throw them away. These are not those ornaments. This post celebrates the weird ornaments. The ones that are hard to love, hard to understand, and the ones that you can't even tell exactly what you are looking at. Let's take a look at some of the stranger pieces you can buy this holiday season.

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John Waters on Christmas, caroling crack heads, holiday traditions

Categories: Holidays
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Photo: Greg Gorman
John Waters loves Christmas. He just celebrates it in his own unique way.

"This year, I'm having everyone over to my house, and it's actually going to be very traditional," the actor/director says of his holiday plans for this year. "Well, sort of. It's my own version of what's traditional. Like I have an electric chair decorated instead of a tree, and one of its legs is in a Christmas-tree stand. I have lots of things like that; it's just my version of tradition."

It's because of that unique sense of humor that Waters's hilarious, off-center, and slightly uncomfortable one-man holiday show has been going strong for the past 10 years. This weekend, the "Prince of Puke" comes to town to spread holiday cheer with A John Waters Christmas.

Before his triumphant yuletide return, the man who brought us classic films such as Hairspray and Cry Baby sat down with City Pages to explain why the holidays make him feel like "a drag queen on Halloween." 

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Your guide to mall Santas: A cautionary tale

Categories: Holidays
Can we all agree that Christmas needs to calm the eff down?

It's only December 5, and already parents from all over the suburbs are dressing their kids up in adorably horrifying outfits, braving the crowds, and standing in lines for hours on end, all to get that delightful picture of their child screaming hysterically on Santa's lap.

Like it or not, having your picture taken with Santa Claus is a rite of passage for many children. And while that may be a terrifying notion in and of itself, it can get even worse if you don't thoroughly vet your choice in Santas. That's why this week we're hooking you up with the three easy tips for identifying the worst Santas of the season.

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Shop local this season at these special events

Categories: Holidays
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Half-Pint Crafts at Craft-o-Rama
The gift-giving season can suck for those who hate malls and find shopping online a little dodgy. Fortunately, there are other options. This season, there will be a handful of special shopping events at pop-up shops, galleries, and local markets around town. Here you'll find unique and unexpected items to wrap and put under the tree.

So screw getting up early on Friday -- or leaving Thanksgiving festivities at 9 p.m. -- to shop. Mark your calendars, for these great events. And be sure to check back as we'll be updating this list as happenings are announced.

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Best holiday gifts for the eco-friendly (and all under $40)

Categories: Holidays
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Olivia LaVecchia
Clockwise from top left: solar food dryer by Outback WoodWorks, license plate cuff by MakeShift Accessories, beeswax candles by Scent from Nature, canjo by Resist Instrument Works, coasters by Vinyl Afterlife.
On Saturday, Do It Green! Minnesota took over the back hallways of the Midtown Global Market to throw its seventh annual Green Gifts Fair. From 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., more than 70 vendors set up shop, all hawking goods that fit, in some way, under the "eco" umbrella.

Some of these embraced extreme green, like worm compost bins. Others, like scrap metal jewelers, were more in the "reuse, recycle" camp. But wherever the crafts were on the spectrum, their collective presence offered an antidote to the midnight-on-Thanksgiving, Black Friday big box madness, and a reminder that November and December don't necessarily have to include heaps of plastic packaging.

We combed the green goods to pick out our top 10, a list of gifts that will work for a range of earth-friendly friends this season. Shopping for a chef? A cyclist? Here are your best bets.

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- Give the gift of green this holiday season
- Best Gift Shop 2012: Goodthings
- 5 great gifts for foodies


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SooVAC to curate a pop-up shop this holiday season

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Nick Devries
In a matter of weeks folks will be hitting the malls and online stores in search of the perfect gift. For those who like to shop local and give unique presents, this season will boast one more opportunity to do so as the Soo Visual Arts Center is planning to set up a pop-up shop in Nicollet Avenue.

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Freeloader Fourth of July

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Photo by stephen.moore
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Just because the Fourth of July falls on hump day doesn't mean you can't party in style on Tuesday and Wednesday. Even better: There's a bunch of things happening around town that won't cost you a dime, from free movies to bike rides to big firework shows. So whether you're looking to watch pyrotechnics with the crowds or prefer to dance it up at a DJ night, we've got you covered.


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The absolute worst V-Day gift ideas ever

Categories: Holidays
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Photo by MoonLightBulb
​It happened again, didn't it?

You got to work this morning, looked at your hilarious Far Side day calendar and realized that today is February 13; the day before Valentine's Day. And you haven't bought anything.

While your first reaction is probably to get something easy like flowers or a Blu Ray copy of the movie Look Who's Talking -- don't. You might not think you're doing anything wrong, but the reality is that your shitty V-Day gift can do way more damage to your relationship than you know. That's why we're giving you a crash course to the absolute worst gifts you can possibly scrounge up in the next 24 hours, and how they can kill any chance you have of scoring any hot hookup action this Tuesday night.


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New Year's resolution fail: Facebook-style

Categories: Holidays
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OMG you guys! New Year's Eve is just a few days away, and that means it's, like, totally time to hop online and let everyone know that 2012 is going to be YOUR year!

Stop it. Just stop it.

It's that time of the season where everyone becomes an eternal optimist, setting goals and making blanket statements with the best intentions for the year ahead. Losing weight, traveling more, not catching chlamydia; basically whatever you're ashamed of from 2011, this is the time to wish it away beginning January 1.

While there's nothing wrong with making a few New Year's resolutions, there's a growing trend out there thanks to this new thing called "Facebook" where people can't fight the urge to share their respective goals with the world. And that's a problem.

To help you avoid looking like a complete asshole this new year, we've put together some basic tips for broadcasting your resolutions on the FB. Be sure to "like" it!*

(*Reminder: Facebook is the worst.)

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