Three terrible video game-inspired creations

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When it comes to video games, nostalgia is always cool. 

Whether you were an old school Pac Man player, a Mario Bros. junkie, or total Zelda dork, chances are you have a soft spot in your heart for the video games of yesteryear. Beginning this Thursday, Altered Esthetics celebrates nostalgic video games with its "Level_13: Cheat Codes" exhibit, where 14 artists have reinterpreted their favorite games in the form of painting, photography, and jewelry, while also spotlighting the clunky old technology these games used to be played on. 

The video game-inspired exhibit runs from April 5 to 26, and includes an opening night reception this Friday as well as an artists' discussion on April 14. While the event is a fine example of how video games can inspire something awesome, there have been many, many more things that have been inspired by video games that are terrible. And creepy. And deadly. 

Here are three that stand out above the rest. 

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Four strange world records and how you can break them

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​This Saturday, while drunk dudes will be sporting shamrock shaped beads and slamming green Coors Lights over in St. Paul, hundreds of crime-fighting mutant turtles will converge on the Mall of America for the grand opening of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shell Shock, a brand-new thrill ride located inside of Nickelodeon Universe. To celebrate, the park will attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of Ninja Turtles, which currently stands at 786. 

The event kicks off at 8 a.m. and is free to attend. All participants who arrive early to be a part of the history making event will receive a free TMNT t-shirt and mask, along with a free ride on Shell Shock.

While breaking the record for having the most peeps dressed as pizza-loving, smack-talking, drug-hatin' mutant reptiles is a pretty sweet accomplishment, it turns out there are some even more awesome world records in existence just begging to be crushed. To help you find your place in history, we put together our top 3 favorites this week. Time to make some history.

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Krystal Krunch and the art of intuition

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Asher Hartman and Haruko Tanaka
Anybody can learn intuition, according to Haruko Tanaka and Asher Hartman, otherwise known as Krystal Krunch. The ability to read people is something that the duo have been practicing and teaching for a number of years. This Thursday, they will bring their experience to The Krystal Krunch Never Been to Me Tour at the Walker Art Center. Here, the two artists will give a workshop on how to tap into the hidden energies of people, art, and architecture. Afterwards, they will lead a tour of the "The Midnight Party" exhibition, inviting people to use their new found skill set.More >>

No-Pants Light Rail Ride this Sunday

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Courtesy of Plan B Minnesota
​Public transportation is about to get a whole lot sexier.​

This Sunday, hundreds of pantless people will look to bring a little (more) strangeness to everyone's favorite local mass transit with the fourth annual No-Pants Light Rail Ride.

The event, which is being held in conjunction with several other pants-free public transit rides across the country, kicks off at 1 p.m. at the Mall of America stop, and is free to attend aside from the standard cost of a light rail ticket. Before the britches-less blowout (there really aren't that many other words for "pants," are there?), we sat down with Chris Kliewer, one of the founders of the local improv group Plan B Minnesota, the event's organizers, to talk etiquette, pantsless fashion, and reality TV.

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Bee keeping, Klingon sword fighting: New Year's resolutions off the beaten path

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When you're young, it doesn't take much to fill your juice jar with joy, and everything related to winter is marvelous. But after surviving Minnesota winter after Minnesota winter, even an elf would suffer from seasonal affective disorder.

City Pages decided to remedy this by tracking down some quirky classes, happenings, and activities to keep you busy, and to add to your New Year's resolutions. Our fun list incorporates the childhood enthusiasm of the season with just a twist of the radical (classes in Klingon sword fighting, anyone?).

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Christmas ornaments that will make you go 'WTF?' 2011 edition

Categories: Holidays, WTF
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Taking a look at a family's Christmas tree decorations can be surprisingly personal. Many folks adorn their pine with pieces commemorating weddings, births, and graduations. Some are family heirlooms, some handmade, and others are so special that they always go in the best spot on the tree.

And then there are the ones that you wouldn't miss if they ended up in the wrapping paper trash, the ones you put off throwing away, and the ones that you can't even remember where they came from.

Ornaments come in all shapes and sizes, and can be cute, stupid, and, sometimes, just plain ugly. This holiday season, we took a moment to surf some websites peddling pieces (Etsy is always a goldmine) in search of some of the weirdest, most hilarious, and downright disturbing holiday ornaments on the market this year (like the Kewpie fork to your right). Enter at your own risk.

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Sprout the cat gets wedged in a car engine [PHOTOS]

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Now we know what a cat stuck in a car engine looks like.
Sprout the cat was a little on edge. His owners left town and put him in the care of a cat sitter down the block, and that just wasn't sitting right. So come nightfall he stayed outside, roaming the yards of his Chaska neighborhood.

At some point, Sprout must have gotten very cold. Looking for shelter, he found what appeared to be a hospitable place to bed down for the night -- the still-warm engine of a silver sedan.

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Michele Bachmann Book Cover: If You Judged this Book By Its Cover, You Would Think Michele Bachmann Wanted to Be Barack Obama

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Michele Bachmann book cover
Michele Bachmann's book cover has been unveiled, and as book covers go, Michele Bachmann's book cover is underwhelming and boring.

It's just a plain picture of Michele Bachmann against a beige background! This is the exact opposite of the Newsweek Crazy Eyes Cover that we knew and loved.

This looks like some kind of college text book. And what's with the italicized "of." That's where you decided to get jiggy with it?

She could not have picked a more boring and conservative pose. And her head looks kind of superimposed on her body.

Worst of all, she totally copied the design from Barack Obama's book!
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Michael Arrington Vs. David Carr: Aol rebel declares Twitter war on NYTimes media critic

Categories: Culture Wars, WTF
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Michael Arrington vs. David Carr Twitter Fight
Michael Arrington is really pissed at David Carr, and he's venting his spleen on Twitter.

Tech magnate Arrington is beefing with the New York Times media critic because Carr deigned to write a critical column about Arrington's decision to abdicate his journalistic role to pursue a career as an investor in the very companies he used to cover--a conflict of interests anathema to old school journos like Carr.

It got to the point that Arrington threatened to go nuclear on the Gray Lady:

The saddest part about the NYT drama is that I hold the nuclear card. They know it, and they know I won't use it. Unless I do.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

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Dancing robot invades Minnesota State Fair [VIDEO]

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Dancing robot at Minnesota State Fair gets funky.
A giant dancing robot that rides an electric scooter has invaded the Minnesota State Fair, bringing joy and mirth to all who witness its ass-tastic routine.

The massive metal dancing machine brings its own soundtrack and is single-handledly more entertaining that all three of the Transformers movies combined.
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