Minnesotans are good people. Considerate and polite, they show a
genuine concern for nature, and display a marked enthusiasm for beef
and dairy products. Minnesotans invented Scotch tape and the Bundt cake
pan. Our university performed both the first open-heart surgery and
bone-marrow transplant in the entire country. Weird Al Yankovic wrote a
song about our gigantic twine ball, and another about our famous canned
meat product, Spam.
Yes, these are truly the markings of good folk.
But then there's a bunch of extremely annoying and strange things that people do here that the rest of the country looks at with a furrowed brow and a wince. Although the faithfully Minnesotan thing would be to smile awkwardly and ignore these troublesome traits, there comes a time when some problems need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the spotlight.
Between the Home Run Derby, the Futures Game, and the All-Star Game itself, this weekend is a dream for any baseball fan. There's one game, however, that overshadows all of these events: the annual Taco Bell All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game.
This Sunday, some of the greatest legends in baseball history like Jim Thome, Ozzie Smith, and Rickey Henderson will join celebrities like Nelly and Andrew Zimmern for what will likely be the most confusing afternoon of sports action we'll see all year.
To prepare you for the awesome invasion of mid-level famous folks, this week we've compiled five of the saddest -- and most amazing -- celebrity softball fails in history. And yes, it includes Tone-Loc.More »
A couple weeks ago, Target came under fire for photoshopping the heck out of a swimsuit model on its website. From the scariest-looking thigh gap ever to the pointy remains of her thinned out torso in her armpit, Target botched the job and tried to forget about it by taking the suit off their site.
Ellen wonders whose arms naturally fall like that...
Since then, Target has been mum about the situation, but this week, the model in question appeared on Ellen.More »
|L-R: From Target's Kevin Wu lookbook, Kevin Wills|
It's that time of year again, when breath hangs foggily in the air, the snow seems like it'll never melt, and there's a ton of people on the light rail sans pants.
B Fresh Photography Pantsless folks from last year's No Pants Light Rail Ride
This weekend, folks will take to the light rail in droves, only to remove their bottoms and chill in their undies for the annual No Pants Light Rail Ride.More »
|Publicity photo. Franco in Interior. Leather Bar.|
By now, your buddies have forwarded you the Reddit Ask Me Anything where a 24-year-old man with Diphallia -- a.k.a. two penises -- says he wants to give you a facial. Say yes.More »
|The best epic fail... ever|