Bar Abilene: Half off everything

As if Bar Abilene's happy hour wasn't already crowded enough, this latest deal should pack the place.
Already known for its cheap happy hour apps and margarita club, Abilene is offering EVERYTHING--soups, salads, sandwiches, entrees--for half price on Mondays through Fridays from 4 to 6 p.m. And if that wasn't enough, the pricing also includes Abilene's margaritas, beers, cocktails, and 100+ tequilas.

Restaurants rarely run any discounts this deep (or if they do, it requires all sorts of forms and logistics that never seem worth the trouble)--this is like a fire sale without the fire. My only request: If you go, please be civil--the last thing Uptown needs is a Wal-Mart-style trampling.

 * Also, if you bring a non-perishable food item to Abilene's Sunday Champagne Brunch, they'll take $3 off your bill.