Kevin Bacon gets taken to the cleaners (big time)

"We'll march on. We have to. There's nothing you can do about it." - Kevin Bacon

Out of our abiding commitment to All Things Bacon, we bring to you -- as a complement to the latest in bacon weaving techniques and "Best of" bacon cheesecake recipes -- the latest on actor Kevin Bacon's recent troubling and personal brush with the global financial crisis.

Dance it off, Kev. Just like the old days, remember?:

Ah, if we could all shake off our troubles with an old pommel horse in an abandoned warehouse. A pair of them sweet Jerry Seinfeld jeans wouldn't hurt either.