Hospital-themed restaurant = Eww!

While I truly appreciate the work of doctors and nurses, in my mind, hospitals are one of the least hospitable places. Why anyone would choose to spend her leisure time in one is beyond me. Plus, why would a restaurateur want to associate himself with a place known explicitly for having *bad* food? That'd be like having an airline-themed restaurant.

In any case, a hospital-themed restaurant, Hospitalis, has sprung up in Latvia, serving food resembling body parts which can be eaten with surgical utensils.

The decor is apparently quite sterile, the nurses scantily clad, the food is served on gurneys and operating tables, and the cocktails mixed in beakers and test tubes by lab-coat donning bartenders. From what I can tell from the photo, that looks to be some sort of macabre cake...am I really supposed to pick off one of the noses and tongues and eat it with a scalpel? Ew, ew, and ew! This makes Asia's toilet-themed restaurants and California's Psycho Donuts seem practically normal.

Here's a look at some of the menu specials (Google provided the translation...)

Attention! Warns that the food presentation is unusual or a little shocking. As well as food presentation and enjoyment during the patient may be limited (read customer) movement ability. Before making the order will be issued at the patient (read client) informed consent.

RESIDIO POSTAMPUTATIONEM TRAUMATICA MIXTUM RESIDIO POSTAMPUTATIONEM traumatic MIXTE
The liver pate filled, a large roast quail, served with grilled radičio salad and Calvados sauce.

DEBILITAS DEMENTIO HYSTERICA UNIVERSALIS GRAVIS DEBILITAS dementia HYSTERICA UNIVERSALUS GRAVI
Cheese cream soup with truffles.

RELAPAROTHOMIA CITISSIMA RELAPAROTHOMIA CITISSIMA
Bloody great Argentine steak (~ 0.5 kg) with a pomegranate sauce.Condiments of your choice included in price.

COMPRESSIO CEREBRI CUM OCULUS DEXTRA SIVE SINISTRA COMPRESSIO
Cold forest berry soup with curd and our marzipan surprise.

SED SEMPER ALIQUID HAERET... SED Semper ALIQUID HAERET ...
Frozen marzipan cake