Fast food feedbags "let Americans eat more, move less"
A Hot Dish reader brought this Onion-produced news bit on a "product innovation that may change the way Americans eat" to our attention. Love the dude with food smeared on his face, all giving a "serious" news interview, the lady on the cell phone, and the kid scooping his free toy out of his kids' meal feedbag. Best quote: "For, you know, an additional 50 cents, they'll just throw the soda right in there." Watch out, Jon Stewart.