Food News of the Weird: The "WineRack" Bra
Has it come to this? Several websites are selling the "WineRack," a sports bra that offers to not only give your boobs a boost, but also tote 25 ounces of your favorite beverage. 
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A drinking tube (with convenient on/off valve) can be routed from the bra to your lips, and the deflated polyurethane bladders can be filled with air -- excellent practice for the inevitable breathalyzer later that night -- to maintain the full and bouncy look long after you've demolished that Long Island.
While I appreciate the economy of being able to BYOB to places that charge top dollar for alcohol (I shudder to think what a Grain Belt will cost at Target Field this April), I see a couple of pitfalls already, leakage and "buttery nipple" comments being the least of them. Besides, aren't sports bras notorious for giving an unfortunate uni-boob shape? Ladies, would you buy/wear this?
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