"NICE TITS" candy heart shocks sixth-grader

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A candy heart message too racy for TV.
It's every parent's worst nightmare: Your kid gets a bag of those Valentine candy hearts, and, as if the sugary bits weren't polluting their bloodstream enough, now you've gotta worry that its messages might sexually harass your little SWEETIE or CUTIE PIE.

That's what happened to a 12-year-old California girl when she busted into a bag of Brach's conversation hearts and found one that read: "NICE TITS." She told KCRA television that she found it "kind of shocking."

The girl's parents, one of whom spoke on camera with a bluetooth in his ear (WHA? Was he really going to take a call mid-interview?) thought it was a not-so-funny Valentine. Fortunately, the family decided to simply contact the candy maker and asked them to investigate and aren't going to sue. Perhaps Rep. Dennis Kucinich, who recently settled a lawsuit with a Capitol Hill cafeteria over an olive pit, could have taken their cue.

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Ryan Siverson
Ryan Siverson

"Kind of shocking" doesn't make you call the news. If a random candy heart that says "Nice tits" shocks you, it's time to homeschool your kids, shutter the windows and throw away your TV.

Lighten up and laugh at life. Also, if you're not on a call or making a call, take your blue tooth out of your ear.

Bernd
Bernd

Oh my god, you Americans are just hilarious! Always nice to see how you react on such "harassments". Just GROW UP already and get along with those things.

Fourtwnty
Fourtwnty

I'm going to run with that idea....wait til next year....you'll see what a "nightmare" is...

Longfather
Longfather

yeah, what happened here was someone got into mom and dads sexy candy found next to moms toys

Ohemgee1228
Ohemgee1228

Seriously? Worst nightmare? You can't think of anything worse happening to your children than getting a candy heart that says "nice tits"? Your life must be awesome.

agunn
agunn

As an interwebs user, i am happy to see the trolls are here

Gzell5
Gzell5

My husband and I would of got a good laugh! People need lighten up and laugh more. As for my worst nightmare, I fear my daughter would be exposed to the evil music most 12 year olds listen to, not candy. It always boils my blood to hear parents say: my kids cant eat candy or drink soda,its bad for them, but they let them listen and watch pure evil. WAKE UP Parents..

Jdietzen
Jdietzen

This guy is an idiot...no question

TE
TE

This story is Hilarious!

KidGuy
KidGuy

As a kid, my worst nightmare would be my parents fearing me seeing "nice tits" and considering it their worst nightmare.

DeRushaJ
DeRushaJ

As a father of two, there is no question: this is every parent's worst nightmare.

Pipirin4u
Pipirin4u

For real??? Worst? Damn, I hope your kid has bigger balls(or tits) than you.

Maed09
Maed09

I listened to a lot of really evil music as a teenager and ate plenty of candy, yet somehow I am a functioning member of society. Then again, if I had received that candy heart as a youngster I suspect I would be in a mental institution or prison.

HeartCandy
HeartCandy

As a candy that says nice tits my worst nightmare is some prudish parent trying to ban me and others like me.

Down2Bang
Down2Bang

As a father of 7, my biggest nightmare would be becoming a father of 8.

dudemaster
dudemaster

Yes, as a father my worst nightmare is my child getting a candy heart with nice tits written on it. Not my child dying, or getting molested by the slow boy next door.

mojojo
mojojo

the candy? i agree as a father on none.

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