Adam Carolla eats "white people food" at Kramarczuk's Deli
|Adam Carolla chronicles his recent trip to the land of "white people food."|
So on a recent trip to Minneapolis, Carolla made a stop at Kramarczuk's Deli on Hennepin Avenue, our local "Polish joint."
It sounds like he wasn't disappointed. From a podcast of Carolla's radio show:
Carolla: We didn't realize it was, like, cafeteria style, where just all the sudden you walk in, and you're just in line, and you're holding a tray. And we're starting to panic, because we're waiting for someone to come to our table and order and shit like that, and that's not how it works.
Co-host: Like a St. Pauli girl?
Carolla: Yeah, we had one of those working behind the counter, like this hot Polish chick, and I couldn't understand a fucking word she was saying, but she was hot.
And it's funny, we're standing in line, and we're behind, as luck would have it, a big fat couple. Like, fat woman, fat dude. And I said, "What should we go for," and she's like, "Just get the combination. Just get the combination platter, that's all you need, and you'll be taking some of it home."
Wikimedia. Kramarczuk's: Home of European food and hot Polish chicks.
And I said, "Are you sure about that?" And she said -- that's the place we're at, uh I don't know, Kramakaras? I can't even fucking pronounce it, that's the good news.
It was just a crazy place. And the thing that was funny is, I say to that fat couple, so I go, "So are you sure about this call? Because we're all going in." And the chick literally goes, "Look at us," and I went, "Yeah."
This might not be exactly how we want to be known by the rest of the country, but it's certainly a good endorsement for the Twin Cities food scene. Listen to the full podcast here.