Minneapolis may have its own Hamburglar

It's 5 o'clock. Do you know where your steak is?

Hide your steaks, hide your chicken breasts: It appears the Windom neighborhood of southwest Minneapolis may have its very own Hamburglar. The victim noted that an "unknown amount of meat from the freezer" was missing after the break-in, and that some "blinds had been ruffled" but the rest of the apartment was left untouched. Unfortunately, this doesn't give police much to go on, but some small part of us hopes this strange crime spree continues and culminates in an epic meat raffle.