Michael Coghlan Ah, the mall food court. The saddest feedlot known to man.
The holiday season brings out the worst in a lot of people -- and we have one theory as to why.
Sure, parking at the mall is a pain (especially after you've stalked someone all the way to their car only to find out they're just dropping bags off), and buying obligatory Williams Sonoma peppermint bark for various family members/co-workers you don't particularly like is bound to make a Grinch or Scrooge out of even the friendliest of folks.
But let's face it, prepping for a day of holiday shopping in one of the few malls we have in the Twin Cities is like prepping for a marathon -- and if you haven't packed protein gels and plenty of electrolytes, you may suffer from holiday hypoglycemia (it's a thing, trust us.)More »