Stupid Little Club

What song do you play to end a 10-year gig?

"Why does everyone drink at a funeral?" one longtime music head said to another Tuesday night, as the two bellied up to the Turf Club bar and ordered a couple of whiskeys. It was a good question, if slightly off the mark. For there was nothing remotely funereal about the party that took place on the intersection of Snelling and University in St. Paul, partly because the Turf is not being razed and music will still fill the room. And also because the people responsible for the era that everyone came to eulogize wouldn't have it.

Continue reading Jim Walsh's column on the Turf Club...

A Big Day for Death

Guitar Wolf bassist suffers fatal heart attack

Hideaki Sekiguchi a.k.a. Billy a.k.a. Bass Wolf of Japanese psychobilly band Guitar Wolf passed away this morning. He was 38. A punk trio obsessed with flames, leather, and motorcycles, Guitar Wolf signed with Matador Records in 1999 and released Jet Generation, supposedly the loudest album of all time. If bleeding eardrums aren't your idea of quality mourning, hunt down a copy of Wild Zero, the greatest Japanese rock 'n' roll zombie flick featuring Guitar Wolf ever made.

The next iPod

You can so get a good digital accordion for under seven grand.

Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005

HowardStern.com and Defamer.com have both reported the death of St. Paul-born comedian Mitch Hedberg. Defamer claims confirmation from several sources. Hedberg's website, MitchHedberg.net was last updated today, but no mention of his death appears on the site. Comedy Central has an obituary here. Hedberg had a sly, stoner delivery and some pretty cock-eyed material, like his bit on the koala infestation in his kitchen. You can check him out on two very funny CDs, Strategic Grill Locations (Dig) and Mitch All Together.

UPDATE: The Pioneer Press has posted a story by Matt Peiken on the death of Mitch Hedberg.

FURTHER UPDATE: The Star Tribune has posted a story by Colin Covert on the death of Mitch Hedberg.

Jon Caramanica on M.I.A.

NYC critic and sometime CP contributor doesn't believe the hype. Read his Slate piece.

Dizzee Rascal tour dates

Dizzee Rascal tour dates

03-30 Vancouver, British Columbia - Commodore Ballroom
03-31 Portland, OR - Douglas Fir Lounge
04-01 Seattle, WA - Neumo's
04-02 Eugene, OR - W.O.W. Hall
04-04 San Francisco, CA - The Independent
04-05 Los Angeles, CA - El Rey
04-06 San Diego, CA - Canes
04-08 Salt Lake City, UT - Lo-Fi Cafe
04-09 Denver, CO - Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom
04-11 Dallas, TX - Gypsy Tea Room
04-12 Austin, TX - The Parish
04-14 Houston, TX - Engine Room
04-15 New Orleans, LA - The Parish
04-16 Atlanta, GA - The Loft
04-18 Orlando, FL - The Social
04-19 Miami, FL - I/O Lounge
04-21 Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
04-22 Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero
04-23 New York, NY - Irving Plaza
04-25 Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
04-26 Boston, MA - Middle East Club
04-27 Montreal, Quebec - Club Soda
04-28 Toronto, Ontario - Opera House
04-29 East Lansing, MI - Union Ballroom
04-30 Chicago, IL - Double Door

There's no city like Sin City

There's no city like Sin City

If you enjoy your bloodletting in shades of red, white, and yellow, Sin City is where you'll get your fix. Based on the eponymous comic books by Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez (El Mariachi), with co-directors Miller and Quentin Taratino, has crafted a dark, demented universe where fish-netted hookers are the law and getting shot a couple dozen times doesn't necessarily mean your dead.

Standouts in an amazing all-star cast include Mickey Rourke as a vengeful john, Benicio Del Toro as a corrupt cop who can't stop mouthing off long after he's dead, and (gotta give it to him) Bruce Willis as an honest cop who takes the fall for a senator's child-molesting son. Elijah Wood, Rutger Hauer, Rosario Dawson, Devon Aoki, and Clive Owen also deliver stand-out performances, with Wood and Aoki uttering no dialogue throughout the movie. Only Brittany Murphy (8 Mile) as abused waitress Shellie hams it up a bit too much.

Rodriguez captures Miller's gritty, futile world in stark black and white, using color sparingly: red lipstick, a yellow freak of surgery gone wrong, a red Cadillac convertible, silver guns. The dialogue is updated Spillane with a dash of Rodriguez/Tarantino macabre.

Sin City opens this Friday, April 1, and is rated "R" for stuff like gun barrels wedged into people's foreheads, genitals being ripped off living beings, and prostitutes' heads mounted on a wall. And a couple of swears.

The spirit is always whispering to me

 

The spirit is always whispering to me

Remembering the joyful noise of Justin Hinds

An ongoing project at Tortorello Sound Laboratories is a montage of the happiest songs ever recorded. For a while the project was limited to the happiest songs created by human hands, but in 2003, the Laboratories discovered a sound sample by a talented group of pachyderms who record under the name the Thai Elephant Orchestra and whose output could sneak onto any number of Sun Ra sides.

Note to irony traffickers (and ivory merchants, for that matter): These are serious musicians, not novelty whales. Profits go toward conservation programs (and, one suspects, elephant opiate binges.)

The Happiest Songs Project (HSP) is an unfinished one. Funding has been sparse, it is true. But the fact of the matter is that the HSP is, by design, unfinishable. The only way the Laboratory continues its research--the only way the Laboratory's director limps out of bed in the morning--is by clinging to the faint--and yet very real--belief that the day may yield a new song for the montage. To know that the list of song candidates is finite would cast a pall over the research director that no single happy song could remedy.

 

A longtime nominee for inclusion under the HSP has been the two-minute forty-four-second ska bubble gum masterpiece "Carry Go, Bring Come," recorded by Justin Hinds and the Dominoes in 1963. The trombone is the jolly yawp of a tipsy uncle at his nephew's soccer match (the kid's team is down 6-0). The bass jumps up and down on a trampoline. The drummer hits the cymbal twice a second, nonstop, throughout the recording--so often that you begin to wonder if producer Duke Reid offered him some kind of incentive pay for hitting the metal.

 

But the thing you'll remember about the track is the slightly reedy tenor of Justin Hinds. His delivery is a touch affected. Along with a tremolo, Hinds has got a British accent he lays on to words like "my dear." It's as if the 21-year-old cruise ship singer and country boy is applying some sophistication: Oh, and my dear sir, when I'm through with this take, would you bring me a glass of sherry and the keys to the Bentley?

 

"Carry Go Bring Come" has a few cryptic lyrics--words about "jezebels" and "the meek shall inherit the earth." Like fellow ska pioneer Toots Hibbert, Hinds was of a Biblical cast. "They inspire me a lot, the whispering spirit is always whispering to me," he said in an undated interview with Ray Hurford. "The reason for that is because I'm coming out of a spiritual home. My father is a Christian, my mother is a Christian, so I grow up that way. I feel it in myself, am I a righteous dude. I get this gift to do this work."

 

Hinds died March 17 of cancer in Steertown, Jamaica. He was 62 years old. He had, apparently, become something of a homebody in recent year, though he maintained a following in Europe.

 

Wondering whether Hinds' early pop wonder belongs in your personal HSP? Give it a listen here, at the fine audioblog the Suburbs Are Killing Us.

 

A noise as joyful as "Carry Go Bring Come" is a gift that can't be repaid.

 

 

 

Here's the explicit version of the new Ying Yang Twins song

It's offensive. It's also quite a striking production and maybe the best whispered performance I've ever heard. Certainly better in that respect than "Pillow Talk." I'll write about it the next "Radio Gaga" column, which is overdue. You can hear it by clicking this.

Happy Apple scores favorable review from the Times

Ben Ratliff, whose support of the Bad Plus helped that group become the world's hottest bald-friendly jazz trio, thinks the new Happy Apple is good, a view I share. Did you know that Ben Ratliff is bald? Bald people rock.
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