America's Next Top Pustule

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On next week's episode of America's Next Top Model, Michelle, the bisexual wrestler, fears she's made contact with a strain of flesh-eating bacteria. (No, not Janice Dickinson; actual flesh-eating bacteria.) Could this show get any hotter? It'll be tough to surpass the fainting incident in terms of rewindability, but flesh-eating bacteria is a close second. Plus, Brittany's "O face" is worth the price of Comcast. The only contract she'll be offered has "Wicked Pictures" embossed on the letterhead.

Let's hope for Michelle's sake that the dreaded bacteria is just garden variety backne. After all, Janice Dickinson isn't going anywhere, but a lowly zit can be Oxycuted out of existence.

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