Luke, I Am Your Leather Daddy
Kiddie flick gets dark
So we've all heard the scuttlebutt that the latest Star Wars movie will reportedly be the first to receive a PG-13 rating. "Slave girl" bikinis and patricide weren't enough to earn previous installments the dreaded 13, so what's so intense about this one? Perhaps those Cinnabons tacked to Natalie Portman's head are too sexy for the MPAA? Maybe Ewan McGregor is planning to pull a Pillow Book and gift the franchise with some much-needed full frontal. He's never been afraid to unsheathe the sabre in the past, after all.