Finally! A Potent Squirt for Mr. Cruise
The Independent's Andrew Gumbel offers a compelling reason why people are starting to hate Tom Cruise--we don't want to see the machinations behind our illusory celebrity romances. The public's general discomfort with the TomKat romance reached its comic apex on Sunday when Cruise got squirted in the face by a reporter's trick microphone. Surprisingly, Cruise seemed annoyed; these days one might expect him to bray with laughter, kiss the reporter, and fall to his knees in a gesture of lovestruck ecstasy.