This just in...

Also: Newspapers are all the rage, the NYT says. And Americans can't get enough of Fox News, according to Fox News.

And just now overheard at the CP watercooler: "Have you seen that show The Cut on CBS? It has to be the most gawd-awful idea for a television show since CBS execs greenlighted INXS: Rock Star. When Tommy Hilfiger fires a designer he says, 'You're out of style. You'll have to take the runway.' I mean, don't people strive to walk down the runway in the fashion world?" This was followed by a lengthy, awkward silence.