from '80s kiddie program The Super Mario Brothers Super Show
has been making the rounds among snickering Gen-Y types. The clip features everyone's favorite Italian plumber murmuring a certain vulgar expression under his breath--and it ain't "Holy cannoli." Pair this shocking discovery with the fact that the actor playing Mario closely resembles Ron Jeremy
, and you've got a potent one-two punch to your already endangered innocence. What's next, a low-res video of Princess Toadstool screwing Rick Salomon?