Dammit! Why didn't we think of this? Something called Global Orgasm is organizing the first-ever "global orgasm for peace," to take place on December 22 (talk about your long foreplay). According to the Big O website, everyone is to climax at some point on that blessed Friday, and, immediately afterwards, take a moment of silence to meditate for world peace. Sounds good, but why wait a whole month? The weekend's here! Get out there and get busy, peaceniks.