Breaking News: Scott Stapp not dead
In addition to not being dead, Stapp is working on a future solo album, and has reportedly been invited to join the barely surviving members of Led Zeppelin on their forthcoming album.
Few can blame us for the erroneous presumption regarding Stapp's death. Stapp's absence from popular culture has been so complete that any other explanation seemed absurd, and researching his current biological state prior to attempting the Ouija Interview seemed wholly unnecessary. Still, we apologize for having toyed with the hopes of our readers.