Bob Marley: The Ouija interview

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Bob Marley may be best remembered for his posthumous appearances in countless bumper stickers, for the siring of numerous children, and for his rabid soccer enthusiasm. But a deeper dig into his Google hits reveals something you might not have known about the legendary Rastafarian-- he was also a musician. And, from the looks of his Wikipedia entry, a musician of some note.

Victim of the longest lasting bullet wound in the history of assassinations, Marley has long been committed to the soil that he loves so dearly. But that's a poor excuse for leaving so many head shop managers and co-op clerks in the lurch. By hook or by crook, Gimme Noise gets the statements you want the most. So tuck those natty dreds, Rastfari and Jah provide and all that-- Gimme Noise disgracefully presents Bob Marley: The Ouija interview.



Gimme Noise: Irie irie.
Ouija Board: (no response)
GN: Bob?
Ouija Board: YES
GN: Irie irie.
Bob Marley: NO
GN: You show up on tye dye--
BM: JAH.
GN: Typical.
BM: (no response)
GN: You show up on tye dye shirts alot.
BM: YES
GN: Just noting that.
BM: (no response)
GN: Able to follow the Santos lads from down there?
BM: YES
GN: I see. Well, that's something anyway.
BM: (no response)
GN: In "So Jah Seh," you say that dog and puss get along together.
BM: YES
GN: They don't. Dogs hate cats.
BM: (no response)
GN: Does Jah still provide?
BM: (no response)
GN: I once bought a car that had your bumper sticker on it.
BM: (no response)
GN: Those things sure are hard to get off.
BM: RSTA
GN: Rasta?
BM: YES
GN: Tell me more.
BM: (no response)
GN: I used to have a poster of you playing air hockey with Jim Morrison.
BM: (no response)
GN: I bet Jim was a sore loser.
BM: YES
GN: Figures.
BM: (no response)
GN: A guy just walked by, and I bet you anything he's a big fan of yours.
BM: (no response)
GN: Should I say hello?
BM: NO
GN: Awfully prickly of you, Bob.
BM: GOODBYE

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