Perez Hilton douches up Mall of America
His accomplishments are vast, including his blog, where he draws jizzing schlongs on top of paparazzi pics of people like Kirsten Dunst, Lance Bass, and Kim Kardashian. He's vaguely friends with Paris Hilton. He also sometimes dyes his hair funky colors.
This Saturday at 3 p.m. Hilton will be at the Mall of America to greet fans and sign copies of his book, Red Carpet Suicide: A survival guide on keeping up with the Hiltons, which according to PR material, is "the book celebrities have been looking forward to as much as their next DUI." What celeb doesn't look forward to Saturday night?
You can check out the many nuances of Perez Hilton on his blog, which, City Pages "Douchebag of 2008" award aside, is all in good fun: www.perezhilton.com.