Jonas Brothers coming to Target Center
There's nothing to be said about the Jonas Brothers that hasn't already been said about fascist Italy except that, unlike fascist Italy, the Jonas Brothers will be playing the Target Center on July 8.
Sure, we could spout off with all sorts of absurdities that would only empower the treacherous three and net them a few hundred million more Myspace hits. We could do a take-down angle, scorn them for being oversold by Hannah Montana. So many angles to take.
But, you know, it's Wednesday, and Bill Hicks just isn't getting the attention he once commanded these days. So we're going to step aside and just let him handle this one. Enjoy, gang!