BREAKING: Britney Spears weds local artist Scott Seekins
Witnesses report that the couple downed three rounds of margaritas at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. on the fourth floor before heading downstairs to tie the knot at the mall's own Chapel of Love, with Seekins dressed in his usual white suit and Spears wearing a cheap white beaded dress that she bought in a rush off a clearance rack at Deb.
"This time it's forever," declared Brit Brit as Seekins gripped her hand in his sweaty palm.
This is a shocking development, but not surprising given this week's article detailing Seekins' obsession with Spears and his undying hope that he would one day marry the pop icon.
























