Rapper to Louisiana State Legislature: "Halle Berry, she fine den a bitch."

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Hurricane Chris to Louisiana Reps: "Whoop that trick."

Caesar. Lincoln. Churchill. These are the great political tongues of the world-- orators so gifted, they could move poor men to war, unite bitter rivals, and bring empires to their feet. And now, with his performance on the floor of the Louisiana State House of Representatives, rapper Hurricane Chris seems poised to join their ranks.




We know the Louisiana State Legislature isn't exactly known for its great foresight. Neglected levees, unchecked corruption, graft, malfeasance, so on and so forth.

But honoring rapper Hurricane Chris on the floor of the Legislature and allowing him to perform his new song at the podium? We're talking bad planning on the "no-need-to-evacuate-the-Death-Star-these-Rebel-scum-haven't-got-a-prayer" magnitude.

It could be called a defilement and a dishonor, an act of vandalism. But this is the Louisiana State Legislature we're talking about-- an institution as prestigious as a Betty Ford clinic in East Saint Louis.

No, Hurricane Chris proudly announcing his affection for Halle Berry's T n' A seemed oddly fitting, and was even met with ovation and hugs. A terrible song in the seat of a corrupt government? There's nothing that isn't obscene and, when viewed from a safe distance, delicious.

The good people at Gawker were kind enough to transcribe the song. 
We humbly present the lyrics to you precisely as they were uttered before Louisiana's seat of governance.

She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain't nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry

Well let's get ratchet
Let's get ratchet
Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet
She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming
Told her to bust it open let me see what's really happnin
She the ship and I'm the captain
I'm tha captain
Booty bigger than the pus

And I'm all the way in your city
I'm from louisianna so you gotta show me how your
City do it for that camera
Make it drop and bring it back to the top
You no amateur
Girl you can give it to me it ain't nothing I can't handle
She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle
And I'm finna finna?
Sliding off tha mattress
No moving no acting baby this is real action
Beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me
I know your halle berry
Baby there's no acting
I beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me for real

She fine den a bitch ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry.


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