Snoop Dogg tickets on sale tomorrow
We love Snoop as much as the next white hat frat guy, readers. Ditto Method and Red, who will share stage duties with Snoop on November 5. We won't deny Snoop's right to cruise on Doggystyle's innovations and commercial success.
But Christ almighty, people. $41 bucks to see them perform at Epic? The jobless rate just hit 9.8% for crying out loud.
This is what $41 will get you. Well, minus Dre.
We're mostly joking--seeing Snoop at Epic is about as close and intimate as you can get with the fabled raper without a cathode tube separating you.
If there's anything to quibble about, it's that lonely, inexplicable single dollar tacked on to the other forty. It's like tipping someone a dollar and a cent, or like a cashier who refuses to float you a nickel at the Super America--there's just something a little insulting about those needless small increments.
In any case, this will be a must attend show for countless University freshmen who think The Chronic is still pertinent. Tickets go on sale at the Epic box office tomorrow morning. Line up, and don't forget your cannabis leaf dookie chain.