Star Wars Holiday Special tonight at Bryant Lake Bowl

​The Star Wars Holiday Special is easily the worst thing that's every been spawned from the Star Wars universe, and considering Episodes I through III, that's really saying something. George Lucas (and most of the Star Wars cast) refuses to acknowledge the vomit-inducing, low-budget, saccharine mess, which features cameos by such celebrities as Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship.

In the age of irony, there's only one way to handle this kind of drivel: watch it while drunk.

The Bryant-Lake Bowl is screening the special tonight at 9 p.m.; the event is a benefit for Toys for Tots, so admission is a donation of a new children's toy.

If you're feeling particularly masochistic (or already have a healthy supply of alcohol in front of you), check out the full two-hour "experience" below. Or further down, skip to the only good part of the special: the cartoon segment that serves to debute everyone's favorite Star Wars Character, Boba Fett.