Gary Coleman unconsciously channels 50 Cent's "Curtis" cover in mug shot
I mean, the grimace, you know? That furrowed, beetled brow. The my-tortured-soul-is-being-pricked-by-daggers eyes. The unkempt mustache. The impression conveyed that each subject's world is in the process of falling off of a cliff into a pool of hot, bubbling magma. The humanity.
(But hey, at least he's not Corey Feldman.)
Curtis is notable for being 50 Cent's least consistent, most lackadasical studio album; it was released on September 11, 2007 in a cynical, media-manufactured "face off" with Kanye West's far superior Graduation, a scenario that would have allowed Fitty to claim that he wasn't trying to succeed anyway, if he was smart. Instead, when West's disc kicked his ass saleswise, he tried to weasel around it.
Some Curtis/Coleman parallels, or anti-parallels, if you like:
Fitty is filthy, filthy rich; dude bought Mike Tyson's old mansion. Gary Coleman? Gary Coleman probably is lucky to be able to afford a manager.
Curtis's hit single, "I Get Money," later became boxer Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr.'s theme music. Coleman tried to sue the producers of the Tony Award-winning musical Avenue Q, which features a song titled "It Sucks to Be Me," wherein "Coleman" sings I was the cutest little black kid on TV/I made a zillion dollars that my parents stole from me/My life was over when I hit puberty/But I'm here, fixing the toilets! On Avenue Q!" Coleman shouldn't have sued; he should've sent them an edible bouquet for stimulating interest in whether or not he was still alive.
Fitty has a sweet Vitamin Water contract and briefly hosted an Apprentice-like reality show. Coleman went on a date on Star Dates. Remember Star Dates? No? Me neither.
Fitty starred in Get Rich or Die Trying, a movie based on his gritty, drug-dealing youth. Coleman starred in straight-to-DVD non-entity Midgets vs. Mascots; if you order it online, you'll get a free box of midget condoms!
For Curtis, Fitty wrote a song called "I Still Kill." Coleman would probably love to kill the guy who snapped his mug shot, or at least whoever leaked it to the press for the price of several extra large orders of Chicken Selects.