Mariah Carey's "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel": A Defense
Oprah Winfrey-full segment, for real, for real.
I won't beat around the bush here: I adore Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, Mariah Carey's latest, less-than-feted disc. (I'm not sure how many times I've listened to it, but it's probably somewhere close to 50 or 60 plays.) Songwriting partners Tricky Stewart and The-Dream (who put out an album of his own last year that was totally unfuckwithable), the under-heralded team that produced most of Angel, are geniuses, and deserve at least a couple parades in their honor. And anybody who contests -- or has dismissed Angel and is all psyched up about forthcoming, rapper-heavy remix album Angels Advocate -- that can fuck right off, or at least get up out my face. You're probably part of why Carey's planned Minneapolis concert -- it was supposed to go down on this week -- got canceled. (Okay, that's a stretch. But a promoter could not be found for a fucking Mariah Carey concert? Seriously? This world is fucked up.)
When she first made the national scene in the 1990s, Carey generally eschewed guest stars and sauciness. Then she spent most of the '00s embracing those elements. Not buying that? Go back and revisit "I'm That Chick," or "Touch My Body," or "Say Something"; sure, they're not quite as explicit as "Stapleton Sex" -- after all, what is? -- but they're tawdry-if-bashful grown-folks fantasies designed to complement Carey's bootilicious photo shoots and 12-year-old-in-a-thirtysomething's-overdeveloped-body image.
By contrast, Angel -- which has been dismissed as not being "personal" enough -- strikes me as a more out-and-out Mariah album than the last couple have been. A sweet, sultry collection of soft boudoir ballads, barbed repremands, and spiritely dismissals bobby-pinned together with light, airy keys, fingersnaps, handclaps, and the odd "Radio Killa" ad-lib courtesy of Dream, Angel registers as a record that reflects Carey's actual life; it's not hard to believe that this woman lounges around in next-to-nothing her giant mansion pining for first loves or smothering husband Nick Cannon with affection or seething because somebody screwed her over or cheated on her or, you know, cranking some Ol' Dirty Bastard/Jodeci mash-up shit Jermaine Dupri threw together, just for her, because she's feeling nostalgic.
Listening to Angel is like lounging around in the Playboy Mansion with Mariah while she coos, impassioned -- in a voice far lower than her characteristicly stratospheric almost-outta-human-hearing-range melisma, but that's hardly unappealing -- about everything and not much of anything, all at once. She is not a lover or a sex object; she is an older sister, a close pal, an alluring confidante who does all the confiding. She needs an ear to bend. She will not go all out; she is mostly in a murmuring mood. She is, by and large, chilling; she would like you to chill with her, to join her in admiring the airbrushed, paisley-pink furnishings and the humonguous rococo-style portraita. Savor the corny, Dream-penned non-sequiters, the way songs threaten to dissolve before your very ears, the fact that the only voice on Angel of any significance is hers -- which is as it should be.