The best Lady Gaga outfits for...
We present to you a list of her best outfits for just doin' stuff...
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Sometimes it helps when fixing things to imagine yourself as the problem you need solved. Gaga obviously has a plugged up shitter, so to wrap The Head around the pipes she's wrapped the pipes around herself. B'ingenious.
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After listening to a favorite Darkthrone record Gaga was all "I want a dang steak." Then she cooked it with her boobies and cut it with her 'tude just before getting arrested and sexually assaulted by a horny fat Santogold that's on her payroll.
Bangin' Miss Piggy
Obviously this is a joke, since Gaga is celibate because people will steal her creativity via their sex makings. Miss Piggy dodged a bullet here, because that would've been scary and permanently damaging. She's got the whole world in her hand, and Miss Piggy's barely attentioned twat.
Bein' An Art Deco Lamp
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Also would accept "Bein' Comfy." But she does look like a lamp.
Playin' World of Warcraft
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Probably an Undead Warlock doing stuff to Hyrule that Chrono would pussy out of. Pew pew!
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Tee hee! Grrgle grrgle grrgle! Ahhh! *POP*
Ba-genius. Between supporting the Tigers and the "give me a dollar to sign my coat" coat no one would ever think "is that Lady Gaga?" they'd just think "perfect for Bum Fights" and "she goes right through and I get a security screening? Not profiling is bullshit." Or maybe think "wow that is a $2,000 piece of b'genius." She likely crafted it over a night of Yellow Tail and Clue.
Subvertin' the Paparazzi Paradigm
Gaga! Gaga! Look this way! Wait, huh? Why am I holding this camera? Did my paradigm just get subverted or what!
Chillin' Like a Villain
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