10 country songs about fightin'
The melody finds its roots in a traditional American song for the fiddle known as "Jackson's Victory," later changed to "The Eighth of January" after Old Hickory's reputation lost its clout. Please imagine I'm reading all this to you in a really old-timey, man-with-a-corncob-pipe voice, or if you'd prefer, in the voice of one of the animatronic bears from Country Bear Jamboree in Disney World's Magic Kingdom's Frontierland.
Years later, Jimmy Driftwood, an Arkansas educator with a passion for history and a powerful drive to rouse an interest in his students for learning history, set a historical account of the Battle of New Orleans, which happened on 8th of January, to this old fiddle tune. And by Henry, it stuck.
Johnny Horton died the year after he recorded the tune. He'd tried to get himself out of a gig he was to play because of his eerie premonition he would be killed by a drunk. But he played, and driving home after the show he was, you know, killed by a drunk. An intoxicated young man driving a truck hit Horton's Cadillac head-on, and it is believed Horton's skull was impaled by the rod of his sun visor. His wife, Billie Jean Jones, became a widow for the second time at the age of 28. Her first husband, Hank Williams, had also died in a Cadillac. Shortly before Williams's death, Hank and Billie Jean and Johnny were all having a conversation backstage during a show when Hank had his own premonition: that Billie Jean and Johnny would someday be married.
As for Jimmy Driftwood? He went on to write 6,000 more songs (300 of which were recorded or published), become an environmental advocate, and be appointed musicologist by the National Geographic Society before dying in 1998 after an extended illness, at the age of 91.
In honor of Johnny Horton, Jimmy Driftwood, and all those who've died in battle or lived to sing about it, just wanted their students to pass a test, or hell, just liked to engage in fisticuffs: 10 country songs about fightin'.
Johnny Horton - "The Battle of New Orleans"
The song that inspired it all, complete with weird reenacted battle scene! Notable lyric: We took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.
Hank III - "PFF"
Written in dedication of GG Allin, convicted rapist and poop- and blood-smeared punk who enjoyed breaking bottles over his head and shoving bottles and such up his orifices and whatnot while onstage. If there was ever anyone more fitting of a tribute song... Notable lyric: And I'm lookin' for a whore gonna fuck her black and blue, my blood is like a poison, always raping you.
(Disclaimer: GG Allin was a disgusting man who was not and is still not cool. You know what's punker than raping women? Not raping women, y'dead dumbass. This song makes me want to send Hank III on a one-way trip to Fist City, and moving on...)
Loretta Lynn - "Fist City"
You know who has always kicked some serious ass? Loretta Lynn. That's who. Notable lyric: You'd better close your face and stay out of my way if you don't wanna go to Fist City. If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town 'cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground.