Kanye West's next album: 26 possible titles
No, West will drop Watch The Throne with mentor Jay-Z this spring, then, come summer, he'll risk the good will of fans, critics, and recovering douchebags alike by turning around and dropping another solo album less than a year after My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy stoked the popular imagination and underperformed at retail. The 2011 hip-hop arms race just got a lot more interesting.
Now the question is: what's he gonna call it?
A few suggestions, any of which West's free to use -- no, really, this one's on us.
A Good-Ass Job
A Toast For The Douchebags
Backpacking Through Europe
The Ballad of Kanye Burgundy
Fendi For Yourself
How Kim Got Her Groove Back
I Ganked Yelena Yemchuk's Portfolio
I Just Bought A Dozen Parisian Camel-hair Robes And Passed Them Out To Random Homeless In The Chi
I Just Fucked Around And Drunk-Dialed No I.D. And Mumbled the Entirety of Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" Into His Voicemail Through A Vocoder That's Always On My Person Then 86' Beatboxed Over That Bitch
I Just Photoshopped Myself Over Don Johnson In That One 'Miami Vice' Episode Where James Brown Guest Stars Using My iPad And No Hands
In The Dean's Office
Kanye of Nazareth
The Klondike Don
The Man With The Gold Rules
My Ghastly Iridescent Linear Buzzkill
Objects In Mirror Aren't Larger Than My Ego
On My Sean Penn Shit
Prince of Persia
The Sanhedrin Trial Of Kanye West
Why Won't You Seat Me Just A Little Closer To The Awards-Show Stage?