Kanye West's next album: 26 possible titles

​In case you hadn't guessed by now, Kanye West will not relent, he will not back down, he will not take a non-working vacation, he will not seclude himself on a remote island in a toga with Buddhist monks or exploit his life story in self-help book form or film a Twitter infomercial.

No, West will drop Watch The Throne with mentor Jay-Z this spring, then, come summer, he'll risk the good will of fans, critics, and recovering douchebags alike by turning around and dropping another solo album less than a year after My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy stoked the popular imagination and underperformed at retail. The 2011 hip-hop arms race just got a lot more interesting.

Now the question is: what's he gonna call it?

A few suggestions, any of which West's free to use -- no, really, this one's on us.

A Good-Ass Job

A Toast For The Douchebags

Academic Probation

Backpacking Through Europe

The Ballad of Kanye Burgundy

Cesar

Changes Kanye

Douchebags Anonymous

Fendi For Yourself

How Kim Got Her Groove Back

I Ganked Yelena Yemchuk's Portfolio

I Just Bought A Dozen Parisian Camel-hair Robes And Passed Them Out To Random Homeless In The Chi

I Just Fucked Around And Drunk-Dialed No I.D. And Mumbled the Entirety of Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" Into His Voicemail Through A Vocoder That's Always On My Person Then 86' Beatboxed Over That Bitch

I Just Photoshopped Myself Over Don Johnson In That One 'Miami Vice' Episode Where James Brown Guest Stars Using My iPad And No Hands

In The Dean's Office

Kanye of Nazareth

The Kanyuminati

The Klondike Don

The Man With The Gold Rules

My Ghastly Iridescent Linear Buzzkill

Objects In Mirror Aren't Larger Than My Ego

On My Sean Penn Shit

Ph.D Candidacy

Prince of Persia

The Sanhedrin Trial Of Kanye West

Why Won't You Seat Me Just A Little Closer To The Awards-Show Stage?